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https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1;width:100%"></p><p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">Left $89 worth of steaks in the bottom of my shopping cart as I was checking out.  They were conveniently hidden under the bags they now ask you to bring since plastic is verboten.</span></strong></em></p><p style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#b8312f"><em><strong>Cashier didn't notice, so I got free meat.</strong></em></span></p><p 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<p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="qKIsUpATtDTl9nSQMXSzLfkH" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1;width:100%"></p><p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">Left $89 worth of steaks in the bottom of my shopping cart as I was checking out.  They were conveniently hidden under the bags they now ask you to bring since plastic is verboten.</span></strong></em></p><p style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#b8312f"><em><strong>Cashier didn't notice, so I got free meat.</strong></em></span></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="color:#b8312f">Sorry.</span></em></strong></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8SEvnQP?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNQsu6OThIs&utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_102_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_102_friday-confessions"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div>

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https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1;width:100%"></p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">Left $89 worth of steaks in the bottom of my shopping cart as I was checking out.  They were conveniently hidden under the bags they now ask you to bring since plastic is verboten.</span></strong></em></p><p style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#b8312f"><em><strong>Cashier didn't notice, so I got free meat.</strong></em></span></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="color:#b8312f">Sorry.</span></em></strong></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8SEvnQP?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNQsu6OThIs&utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_102_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_102_friday-confessions"></a></div></div></div><p></p></body></html>

<p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="qKIsUpATtDTl9nSQMXSzLfkH" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/02/23/IMG_9710.cd05aad6.JPG?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1;width:100%"></p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">Left $89 worth of steaks in the bottom of my shopping cart as I was checking out.  They were conveniently hidden under the bags they now ask you to bring since plastic is verboten.</span></strong></em></p><p style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#b8312f"><em><strong>Cashier didn't notice, so I got free meat.</strong></em></span></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="color:#b8312f">Sorry.</span></em></strong></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8SEvnQP?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNQsu6OThIs&utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_102_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_102_friday-confessions"></a></div></div></div><p></p>

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