The Eagles Are Going To Look So Hot In The Super Bowl Again Next Year In These Kelly Green Helmets

Jordie2/23/2023 5:10 PM

I believe it was Socrates who once said "look good, feel good, play good".

Now this is the NFL we're talking about. Pretty much everybody besides the Texans are fully capable of playing good out there. It's not enough to just play good if you're looking to stack up wins week after week. You need to play great in order to do that. But sometimes playing great won't even cut it once you get to the playoffs. Heck, Jalen Hurts played a great game in the Super Bowl aside from that fumble, and the Eagles ended up losing that game. So if you truly have aspiration of winning a Super Bowl, you need to play the best.

In order to play the best, you need to feel the best. And in order to feel the best, you need to look the best. And I'm telling you right now, there won't be a single team on God's kelly green Earth who will look better than the Eagles do in these kelly green helmets.

You're telling me that this team is still going to have Jalen Hurts in the final year of his rookie deal AND they've got Kelly Green uniforms? Well I believe Vince Carter once said it best while quoting Aristotle.

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Oh and on top of everything, that old bastard George Toma already retired so he won't be doing the field anymore for the Super Bowl. Now the Eagles won't even have to worry about the Sodfather shafting them with the worst field known to man. God does it feel good to be us.

Sidenote: I'm going to need this hat for the 2023 Super Bowl parade.