If You Were Planning On Attending The Most Anticipated Theme Night In NBA History (Barstool Pelicans Night) Here's 10 Sweatshirts You Can Wear
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As you read this, I am sure you know by now the TRAGIC news … Barstool Pelicans Night on March 11th has been cancelled. The word back from The King Of The South is his Pelicans Bobblehead video went so viral that our competitors cried and whined that The Best Sportsbook in America and the King of the South were coming to dominate the arena with boots on the ground and give all their business to us.
I have heard reports The Pelicans were adding standing room only seats and had discussions about allowing people to stand in the aisles (a clear fire hazard they were willing to ignore) just so people could say they were in the building for the special night. Sadly those dreams were crushed, because company man that he is, Ben Mintz wore a Barstool Sportsbook hoodie in the video instead of a regular Barstool hoodie.
Disgusting of a the Pelicans to beat a man down because he supports his company. DISGUSTING. I assume if you were one of the 231,837 people DYING to go to this game you are in a predicament. You wanted to be like The King Of The South and wear a Barstool Sportsbook hoodie. You wanted to be like Mintzy … hey theres a song there …"I want to be like Mintz". Someone photoshop him in this jingle.
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So now 248,371 people who were marking off the days of their calendar until they could attend Mintzy Night, who were ironing their Barstool Sportsbook hoodie, are out of luck. My prayers especially go out to the little kids who wanted to wear the hoodie of their favorite personality. The audacity of The Pelicans to crush the dreams of so many is really a sick horrible thing to do. I weep for all 632,928 of you who wanted to go to this game and meet the King. I'm sure you feel down right now, but have no fear I am here to help provide you some good news.
For the 932,026 people who still have tickets and will be attending this game as a support of Mintzy basically organizing a modern day Woodstock and want to wear a Barstool hoodie in support of the GOAT…. I have hand picked some for you.
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If you are one of the 4,567,028 people attending this game I hope this cures all your sorrows and you still get to meet your hero Mintzy. Let me know if he compliments on your sweatshirt. They are all beautiful.