Leave Jonathan Gannon Alone, Reags. His Brain Is Clearly Still Just Scrambled From Losing A Super Bowl
We are now a full week removed from the Philadelphia Eagles having Super Bowl LVII ripped out of their grips by a 94-year-old groundskeeper, a bullshit holding flag, a buffet of pain killers served to Patrick Mahomes at halftime, and I guess the fact that the Chiefs simply just outplayed the Eagles in the 2nd half of that football game. We are now just entering the phrase where we can attempt to continue on life as normal human beings again.
The catastrophic shock of losing a Super Bowl--especially in the fashion which the Eagles did the other week--is enough to completely scramble your brain for days. The lights are on, but nobody's home. It's like your brain is stuck in a perpetual hangover. And that scrambled brain leads to interactions like this.
We've got Reags out here already declaring this is the moment the Arizona Cardinals 2023 season died. But I just refuse to believe that is the same guy who rolled up to the Linc a few Sundays ago and said this.
There's just no way the same dude who pulls up in a black G-wagon saying "we're gonna fucking gut these guys" is the same guy who says "pew pew pew pew. shots. explosives".
The only reasonable explanation I have aside from scrambled brains is that Jonathan Gannon is just pretending to be a total dweeb to make it clear it's a new era in Arizona. Objectively speaking, Kliff Kingsbury was probably one of the coolest NFL head coaches we've ever seen. The Cardinals sucked ass last year and clearly Arizona needs to head in a completely different direction. If anything, there would be reason for concern if Gannon didn't come off as a dork here. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results.
With all that being said…he still coached Super Bowl LVII like a dumbass. But only Eagles fans can say that about him. Everybody else can pipe down.