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Disgusting: French Soccer Club OGC Nice Reportedly Filed A Complaint Because An Amateur Porn Was Filmed In Their Stadium Bathroom

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[Source] - According to French outlet RMC, the club have filed a complaint to police, after learning of an x-rated film being recorded in the stadium during the game.

As well as the club, Nice Eco Stadium, the company who operate the stadium, have also filed a complaint because of the association of their business to the film.

It was fans who originally alerted the club to the filming, presumably when they stumbled across some groaning and vigorous love making, via social media posts.

Oh my God! Disgusting! Where can I find such a thing! Well apparently the site we all know (and have visited). Now here's the thing. You have to be a true horny bastard and/or a barnyard animal to have sex in a soccer stadium bathroom mid-match in January. That shit ain't warm, except for the actual human shit in the bathroom. Class it up for me a little bit. Wait until a nice spring day and then go at it in there. 

Now I'm not one to judge. It's Valentine's Day after all. Couples everywhere are having scheduled sex today. But these people? These people simply couldn't wait. Maybe they got all horned up because Nice won the match 1-0. It's also not lost on me how ironic it is the club name is Nice. 

I just can't get over how fans alerted the club. Talk about a real cock block. Be a pal and move on. Let barnyard animals be barnyard animals and have bathroom sex. Can't be tattle-tailing here. Look at the report! Vigorous love making. That's how you know it's real. This isn't a couple hip thrusts and light moans. This is vigorous. This is amateur porn at its finest. If it wasn't vigorous sex, fine, go ahead and tell. But if people are going to have sex in the bathroom during a soccer match, let them be.