This 6-Year-Old Made The Beat Of The Year Using A Toothbrush And Is Going To Win 25 Grammys In His Lifetime

Watching this made me feel like I imagine LeBron's first basketball coach must have felt. I don't know what level of musical ability a 6-year-old — even a very talented one — is supposed to have, but I know it's not this.

I would pay $0.99 for this song — that's something you used to have to do if you wanted to be able to listen to a song on your iPod, kids. Get Miles in the studio with Jason Derulo or whoever the kids are listening to these days and let's cut a real-deal track.

Also, there should be some sort of test after eighth grade or so where if you can exhibit a skill anywhere near the level of what Miles's music-making ability will be at that age, you no longer have to go to school. You just go do that thing. This kid is going to have to waste years twiddling his thumbs in algebra when he should be in the studio making sick beats.

Anyway, I'm buying all of the Miles stock. This kid is going to win so many Grammys, he'll start using them as paperweights.