Andy Reid Named The Awesome Touchdown Play That Gave The Chiefs The Lead In Super Bowl LVII "Corn Dog", Further Cementing Reid As A First Ballot Hall Of Fame Unit
Just when I thought Andy Reid can't be any more of a big man legend, he goes out and drops this nugget on us after winning his second Super Bowl. Not that I'm surprised since Andy has been hitting us with food quotes and stories forever now.
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But Big Red (which is an A++++ name for a big fella) mixing work with pleasure by naming what was the biggest play of the Super Bowl at the time after a food is true next level shit. Not just any food either, but a corn dog, which is a gloriously American concoction that is as simple as it is great, much like the U.S. Constitution.
Only Andy Reid could see this masterpiece on a white board in X's and O's then say "Let's name that after a battered deep fried hot dog that my glitch QB will call corn dog in the huddle".
If Portnoy ever decides to leave Team Ziti because he's sick of getting his guts ripped out in the last question of every tournament, there is only one man I will follow to the stage: Andy Reid. Because not only is he a great leader with championship mettle, but also a big boy like myself and Eddie that respects all foods big and small. Or at the least the foods that aren't green and don't have those pesky leaves on them.
My only gripe with Reid in all this is that I don't mess with ketchup on dogs of any kind. Hot dog, corn dog, pigs in a blanket. It doesn't matter. So throwing some of that sweet red paste on a dog isn't my favorite thing in the world. However, I'll yield to the man that ensured I don't have to have Eagles fans chirping about another Super Bowl for another year by calling corn dog off his play menu and also having the greatest gif of a big man entering a room ever.
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P.S. The thought of potentially the greatest QB ever having at least the first half of his career fueled by a coach that is as much a food guru as he is a football guru is so awesome. All hail Andy Reid, the King of Pigskin and Pig Skin.
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