Out Of Nowhere And Completely Unprovoked Micah Parsons Reveals That He Has A Huge Foot Fetish
Micah Parsons simply didn't need to open up about this, but whatever you like then good for you. I love how it started off with very easy answers to questions like who's your favorite player growing up and then boom we all feel stunned because you love feet. I always wonder about foot fetish people because in the summer they must be loving every second. Every beach to them is a nude beach and I don't think that is right.
You know he only did this so his DMs will be flooded with feet and maybe he won't be focused on football as much anymore. His head will be filled up with feet pictures and won't be able to focus. Maybe PFT is right that Jerry Jones only drafts feet lovers and that's the reason this team can't get over the hump. They go out to San Francisco this year and because a lot of people had opened toe shoes they they couldn't get it done. Micah has had a tough offseason already as he is rooting for his rival the Eagles in the Super Bowl and I don't think anyone should root for a team in your division. Between that and the feet I guess he's lucky he is one of the best defenders in the league.