Idiot Chiefs Fans Couldn't Contain Themselves, Mess With Rocky Statue And Curse Their Season
Alright let's be real for a moment here. I know an inside job when I see one. Credit to whichever Eagles fan scoured across all the Goodwill stores in the area to find a Chiefs shirt to tape an 87 onto and toss it up on the Rocky Statue. But there's just no chance this was the work of an actual Chiefs fan.
However....
I can tell you with complete and total certainty that this man isn't an Eagles fan simply impersonating a Chiefs fan. Look at him. He looks entirely too polite and wholesome. The type of guy who will ask you how your day went and will truly care to hear the answer. The type of guy who would let you cut in front of him at the grocery store if you're in a hurry even if you have more items in your cart. The type of guy who probably says "pardon my language" after cussing. You can just see it in his face that he has love and compassion in his heart.
And that love and compassion just skull fucked the Chiefs season into oblivion. It doesn't matter if you have Patrick Mahomes. It doesn't matter if you have Travis Kelce or Chris Jones or Andy Reid. It doesn't matter that you've been in this game 3 times in the past 4 years. All that matters is that this jabroni decided to test fate, mess with the Rocky Statue, and now the Chiefs will suffer the same carnage that every other team to come before has. The Vikings got their dicks kicked in after messing with Rocky. The Giants got their dicks kicked in after messing with Rocky. The 49ers got both their quarterbacks destroyed AND their dicks kicked in after messing with Rocky. So if you're looking for something that is a certified lock on Sunday night, it's the Chiefs getting their dicks kicked in.
Go Birds.