Chris Simms Busting His Ass Off A Stage Is A Great Sign For The Eagles Heading Into The Super Bowl
First of all, I would just like to congratulate Chris Simms on picking up a new pair of feet right before the Super Bowl. It might take him a little while to work them in. Somehow this dude is worse at walking than he is at evaluating quarterbacks.
Second of all, you know how nature always has a way of signaling that there's about to be a storm? Like cows lying down, or birds flying low, or tree leaves starting to turn over. Either way, nature knows that something is about to take place well ahead of time. And that's exactly what we have here. Chris Simms eating shit on his way off the stage is nature's way of letting us know a storm is about to come crashing down on Super Bowl LVII, and the Eagles are bringing the thunder.
Speaking of Chris Simms and his dumbass opinions...at least we can thank him for inspiring this gem that was recently added to the Jalen Hurts Quote Hall of Fame.
Never forget that Chris Simms is a dolt. Go Birds.
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