A Genuine Congrats To Patrick Mahomes On Besting Jalen Hurts For The 2022 NFL MVP Award

Congrats to Patty Checkdowns on his second NFL MVP! What an honor! Hey, Jalen Hurts didn't win but Eagles fans can still be realistic and happy for the man. Pattty Swingpass is a beast and deserves this award. It might have gone differently if the Birds brass didn't decide to call 497 designed runs for their franchise QB vs. the 3-14 Chicago Bears, but oh well. If Hurts were heathy all season then maybe there would be more of an argument for his MVP but twas not the case. So congrats, #MVPat. Just like being awarded the cover of Madden, there's no downside to being named MVP of the league while heading into the Super Bowl...

Nope... 

Not a bad thing at all...

Whoa. The MVP Plague? Nah. Whatever. Patty Dumpoffs is also led the NFL in passing this year, which is cool until you realize NFL passing leaders are 0-6 all-time in the Super Bowl... 

Whatever 2.0. Throw any objective facts and statistics out of the way for this one. If anything Patty No-Looks-When-He-Can-Clearly-Just-Pass-It-Normally-99%-Of-The-Time and the Chiefs are due to break these insurmountable trends. Andy Reid is up there as the greatest regular season coach the NFL has ever seen. He's definitely ready for another huge game which he is sure to always win! 

PS - There were some who didn't even vote Jalen Hurts in the Top 5 for MVP. TOP 5!!! Actually blasphemes. Those two voters should be shunned from sports/reality for life and then get the Dan Marino treatment of deserving to die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. 

PPS - Go Birds. 

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