Bill Belichick Is Looking Absolutely Stunning On The Cover Of The Improper Bostonian

Oh my, Mr. Belichick, Don’t you look marvelous. Belichick just goes out there and just makes magic happen. Whatever he sets his mind to he nails it. I mean, c’mon, this has to have everyone hot under the collar. He’s brooding, angry, and mysterious… but there’s still that hint of a smile letting you think you could be the girl (guy) that changes him. It’s perfect model face. Perfect. A real model could try for centuries and never get a pose this perfect, it makes Blue Steel look like a sloppy drunk guy at the bar. And the best part? You know Belichick walked on set, said take the picture, then walked off. He’s not one of those “Did I look good… no, delete it. Take another” guys. He says snap the picture, crushes it, then gets back to film. All hail.