VIDEO: Big Boy Is Launched About 1000 Feet In Air By Giant Waterslide

This video just came across my IG reels feed and I laughed out loud. Eddie had to ask what the fuck I was watching. No big deal Ed, just some 400 pounder FLYING down a waterslide and getting launched 1000 feet into the air before, arms flailing uncontrollably, before draining an entire pool with the force of his splash. It's internet at its finest, purest state. Just 30 seconds of knee slapping fun. 

The anticipation I had while I was this biggun get coerced into going down this waterslide head first was insurmountable. At first, I didn't think he'd have the balls, but I knew that should those people succeed in talking him into going down said slide that hilarity would ensue. I don't have much to add other than I had to share it with the rest of the internet. It also sent me down a blackhole of fat dudes + waterslides on YouTube:

Some more internet perfection for you. Complementing fat guys and water slides is a combo that can't be beat. 

It's a slow day, I hope this video finds you well.