DAN SNYDER'S HOUSE IS ON THE MARKET!!! I REPEAT, DAN SNYDER'S DC-AREA HOUSE IS ON THE MARKET!!!!!!

My god it's really happening. Every time I do a blog about the impending sale of the Washington Commanders, I think at some point I write "my god it's really happening" because it's truly the most remarkable thing I'll see in my life. All I ever have wanted was to see 2 things- 1) The Caps win the Stanley Cup, and 2) Dan Snyder drive his car off a mountain. Since 2 seems rather unlikely, him selling the team is a strong runner-up. 

I always believed he would sell, or more accurately, be forced to sell. I was actually looking through old blogs over the weekend, trying to figure out when it switched over for me, when I first said I think he will sell. It looks like it was 2019. I just didn't think it was possible for him to go through all this shit and make it to the other side.

And now it's all going down and I am happy as a boy watching scrambled porn when 2/3 of a nipple is clear for a second. Dan has taken up permanent residence in the UK. The bids for the franchise are rolling in. And his palatial Potomac estate is officially on the market. He's gone, man. The guy is GONE. And hopefully we never see or hear from him again. It's amazing. It's incredible. I cannot wait for the parade. Not the Super Bowl parade, mind you. The "he sold the team" parade. Shit, how do you do one on the marches on the National Mall? We'd get 300,000 people there, that's how hated this man is and how much the people of DC have been waiting for his demise. 

So soon, my friends. So soon. It's really, truly happening. Fuck Dan Snyder forever.

PS: Who would even buy that? Who would want to live in a house where his stink has been on everything? Anyone else who lives there will be cursed, guaranteed. If I had the money I'd buy it so I could bulldoze it like Forrest does to Jenny's childhood home. That's the only way.