Drunk Man in Overalls Who Definitely Does Not Have AIDS Gets Walloped By An Irish Trucker

First things first, I want to make it abundantly clear that the blacked out drunk man in the ill-fitting overalls who goes by the name Texas DOES NOT have AIDS. It's sad you can't drunkenly meander around a job site looking for a fight without be accused of carrying an incurable disease.

Overall, it was an admirable showing from Texas. For a man who was going to lose that fight 1,000 out of 1,000 times, he handled himself gracefully. He confidently kicked off the fight (no pun intended) by squaring up his jaw to the Orange Man's foot. An ill-advised, yet undeniably brave strategy. 

Following the initial face kicks, Texas was able to use his wit and cunning to coerce Orange Man down to ground level, demonstrating strong negotiation skills. He proceeds to throw the most wildly inaccurate haymaker the world has ever seen. A haymaker so fierce that it pulled him clean out of his overalls. But Texas kept his composure. He calmly re-dressed himself, and squared up for round 2.

Now is when things get uncivilized. A man sporting even less of a shirt than Texas, who has assumed the position of drivers seat for some reason, crosses the line with the forementioned AIDS comment. Why would he say that? Texas has been nothing but a fair up to this point. No gratuitous cheap shots. He's made sure Orange Man consents to fight every step of the way. A shirtless loser crying AIDS from the cheap seats is entirely unwarranted

But even despite the AIDS comment, Texas continues carrying himself like a professional. Credit to him for handling the situation with his words, rather than his fists. He's here to fight one man and one man only. Texas squares up with Orange Man once again. He has the stance of a fighter. The stance of someone who looks like he would attack with his fists, as opposed to his face. Unfortunately, that is not the case. Texas leads with his face and lands in the arms of Orange Man. He does his best to disengage by falling to the ground and standing up very slowly, but his Orange Man was ready for the move and drives his fist into Texas' temple.

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Texas quickly gets back to his feet and promptly presents his face to his opponent yet again. He receives one last concussing blow. But to his credit, he was far from knocked out. 

Sure, his brains were Tua Tagovailoa levels of scrambled, and 100% of referees would have stopped the fight, but Texas was ready for round 3. For someone who drunkenly got their ass kicked on a job site, it's hard to demonstrate more honor and integrity than Texas showed over the course of the fight. Hopefully we'll see him back in the ring sometime soon.