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The New Jersey Devils Mascot Has Absolutely No Business Being This Ripped

What in tarnations is going on here? The New Jersey Devil looks like he hasn't even looked at a carb in years. Strictly housing some unseasoned grilled chicken, broccoli, and crushing hard boiled eggs. My man is taking dry scoops of pre-workout just for fun. 

And don't get me wrong, if I had a body like the New Jersey Devil then I'd be looking for any excuse to pop my tarp off, too. Guys with sick abs should be wearing a shirt for maybe a total of 20 days out of the year. Holidays, family gatherings, funerals, etc. The rest of the year is fair game for blasting that top off, my guy. If you're not flaunting those abs in everybody's face then what is the point of not drinking 100 beers, stuffing your face with a mountain of nachos and sitting on your ass to watch some games all weekend?

Not to body shame or anything, but if you're a slob like Gritty then maybe you should just keep the shirt on. 

Don't have to worry about any voyeurism when you've got Gritty going full hog out there. Thing probably looks like a button on a fur coat. But I digress. 

The point I was originally planning to make with this blog here is what is the New Jersey Devil that ripped for? Isn't he constantly wearing a jersey literally every other time besides when he's on a boat in Florida for the All Star Game? Like who designed this costume and thought to themselves "I know this torso is always going to be covered by a jersey but we HAVE to give him some washboard abs". Makes me wonder if this was the original design for the mascot or if it was an alteration made by the dude wearing it. He knows exactly what he's doing with that one. Don't hate the player, hate the game.