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Giants Safety Julian Love, Who Got His Ass Beat 3 Times By Philly This Year, Says That Anybody Can Coach The Eagles

There are plenty of dumbasses in the NFL. Guys whose brains are as smooth as a glass bowl. Giants safety Julian Love is right up there with the most moronic of them all. 

What an idiot. I mean why, in a million years, would the New York Giants ever let this idiot walk onto that set this morning and say something as breathtakingly stupid as that? Is it not bad enough that the Eagles beat their ass 3 times this year? But now this dipshit wants to add more material to the bulletin board for the Eagles to be New York's daddy for the next decade? C'mon man. 

Here's the good news for Julian Love. He's a handsome dude who will do well in front of a camera. Because his career in the NFL sure as shit won't be lasting much longer when he's got DeVonta Smith and AJ Brown stuffing 150 yards straight up his ass 2 times a year for the next 5. 

Clearly he's not built for contact. So sitting at a desk in front of a camera seems to be more his speed anyway. Plus I'd imagine it'll give him more time to work on his short game. 

At the end of the day, I think Julian Love was trying to give the Eagles a compliment here. He's a fucking idiot and has no idea what he's talking about, but I think the main point he was trying to make is that the Eagles are an unstoppable wagon. But an experienced roster from top to bottom? That's a quarterback playing in just his 2nd full year as a starter, and most people around the country didn't even think he should have been a starter to begin with. A WR1/2 who is in his 2nd year in the league. A left tackle who literally just started playing football like 5 years ago. 

It's just so hard to keep up with all the excuses people make for why the Eagles are the best team in the league right now. Is it because the schedule was so easy that they had a cake walk to the Super Bowl? Is it because the team is so ungodly loaded that anybody could stand there on the sideline as the coach and they'd be in the Super Bowl? Or is it because they don't have Kirk Cousins Lite at quarterback, didn't waste a 2nd overall pick on a running back, and don't have shit for brains idiots running their mouths like Julian Love and Kayvon Thibodeaux? Just make up your minds already. 

Go Birds. 

@JordieBarstool