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Why Do Men Get Better With Age?

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I hate to say it, I really do…but men get better looking with age. It’s the hardest truth I’ve ever had to accept.

It’s not like they deserve it, they literally clean their ass with the same bar of soap their mom gave them four Christmases ago. 

The way women treat their body versus men is simply incomparable. Us ladies, have a strict skin care routine that took us years of trial and error to master. Men? Splash of water to the face every once and awhile. When it comes to hair care, women have a secret recipe of products that we use in hopes to maintain shiny lushes locks. The fellas just hit it with a squirt of 2 in 1 shampoo and call it a day.

When it comes to self care, the only routine men and women have in common is the act of brushing our teeth. That’s about it. 

All of our hard work as women to maintain our beauty fucks us in the long run. Unless you are one of the fortunate women, who can afford endless fillers and tucks, you’re fucked. There’s really nothing more we can do as we age except master the art of makeup and dye our grays. 

On the contrary, men do little to preserve their youth and their bodies reward them. Yes, there’s the unfortunate chance that men can lose their hair with time, but even then some of men end up looking better bald. Like these guys:

Terry Crews

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Vin Diesel

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Dwayne "THE ROCK" Johnson

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While women tend to their roots every 3-4 weeks, many men embrace their aged hair color and are deemed a “silver fox.”

For example:

Steve Carell

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Michael Scott has never looked so good. I wouldn’t have put up with any of his objectifying remarks back in the day…but now, maybe I will rub your feet with that Country Crock.

With that being said, here is a list of men who seemed to get better looking as their age increased:

George Clooney

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Robert Downey Jr.

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Hugh Grant

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Idris Alba

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Jeff Goldblum

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Robert De Niro

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Now, I'm not saying all women age like horse shit. There's plenty lovely ladies who age graciously like Christie Brinkley, Jennifer Lopez, and my own mother. All Im saying is, if you have a penis you the aging process is in your favor bro. Godspeed.