Travis Kelce Buried The Cincinnati Mayor That Talked Shit About Patrick Mahomes By Quoting The Rock During The AFC Championship Trophy Ceremony

Let's go live to Cincinnati to see how the mayor that said Joe Burrow was taking a paternity test to see if he was Patrick Mahomes' father took that tongue lashing.

Yup, that's about right. 

One of the absolute truths in life is that there is something about getting hit by a Rock saying that just leaves you completely powerless. It could be him turning something sideways then shoving it straight up your candy ass. Perhaps he tells you IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. Or of course the classic "Know your role and shut your mouth" that Travis went with here. 

The bottom line is the stylings of the artist who I will never call Dwayne Johnson always cut like a dagger deep into the soul, while sprinkling a "Jabroni" on top is like dipping that dagger in poison beforehand. Trying to talk football with the fellas along with a little bit of shit is all fun and good when your team is winning. But when you go out and piss off the opponent that beats your team in an absolute battle, you are probably going to have a few upset angry voters along with being clowned in front of the entire nation. 

I'm sure there are plenty of people rolling their eyes at Kelce for being all over the mic tonight. If that's the case, I suggest avoid any sports media for the next two weeks because I'm pretty sure every branch of the Kelce family tree will be the subject of a story for some channel, website, or podcast because reports have it Travis and Jason Kelce are BROTHERS (still working to confirm).

P.S. It's crazy that this actually used to be a thing that The Rock not only talked about but also sang about ON TV. The early 2000s were a different time, man. 

I miss the Attitude Era so fucking much.