49ers Fans Just Signed Their Team's Death Wish By Messing With The Rocky Statue
Well, there you have it.
If you head on over to the Barstool Sportsbook, you can get the Eagles on Sunday afternoon at -3. I would recommend responsibly hammering that number right now because there's not a shot in hell the 49ers are getting away with this. Lest we forget the last time a fanbase tried to mess with the Rocky State before an NFC Championship Game in Philly...
Then those dumbasses had the audacity to do their silly little Skol chant on the Art Museum steps.
And then what happened?
Oh yeah. That's right. The Philadelphia Eagles men's professional football team beat the everliving piss out of the Vikings. 38-7. Complete and total dick kicking. And to make it even worse for Minnesota, those jabronis then had to sit at home and watch as the Eagles won the Super Bowl in their stadium two weeks later. So yeah…if history has taught us anything, it's that hanging anything of the opposing team up on the Rock is the kiss of death. And now thanks to one asshole 49ers fan, San Francisco's season is as good as over. We'll forget about this 49ers team harder than we've forgotten all about Rocky V.
Sidenote: I don't live down the street from the statue anymore. So if anybody else would like to step up and protect Rocky for the next couple of weeks, the job is yours.