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Dak Prescott Actually Seems To Be Rebounding From The Cowboys' Playoff Loss Pretty Well - Reportedly Dating An LSU Swimmer Named Jadyn Jannasch

Dak Prescott has had a week. Not only did he have to deal with the backlash and misery of once again falling short in the playoffs, but the world found out his girlfriend of two years is no longer with him. 

Real sad stuff. How the hell could any human being respond from a breakup and a playoff loss like that? Turns out it's really easy. You look in the mirror, recall that relationship ended in March of 2022, remember you are the starting QB for the Dallas Cowboys and that you have a 4 year $160 million contract to your name. 

(NY Post) The Cowboys quarterback is casually dating LSU swimmer Jadyn Jannasch, Page Six exclusively reported Thursday, a day after the outlet reported his split from ex-girlfriend Natalie Buffett in March. While it’s unclear exactly when the two got together, they were “active” over the holidays.

Prescott and Jannasch met through her father, Jeff Jannasch, who runs a mortgage company in Texas that partnered with the Cowboys, a source told Page Six — adding that “she has been telling teammates it’s a rebound relationship for him, and it’s still going on, but given that she’s in school and he’s in Texas, it’s not an everyday thing.”

I'll tell ya what, Jeff Jannasch certainly knows what he's doing. Partner your company with the Dallas Cowboys and set your daughter up with the starting QB at the same time? Fucking genius. That man has a plan and you have to respect it. His name does sound like former Packers WR Jeff Janis if you say it with a lisp, but I'll do my best to get past that. 

Anyways, certainly don't see the relationship lasting too long, but there's nothing wrong with an offseason reset and having some fun. 

By the way, what in the world are they feeding LSU athletes these days?