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There Are Two Types Of People In The World. Those Who Know How To Properly Load A Dishwasher, And Heathens

There's not much wrong that Chris Long can do in my eyes. He's a member of the Super Bowl LII champion Philadelphia Eagles, so he's won immunity from my hatred for all eternity. So I may not hate Chris Long right now, but I sure as shit don't like him. 

Because what on Earth are we doing here? What an absolute disaster that dishwasher appears to be. And what a disgrace anybody has to be in order to think that's acceptable behavior. 

Think about how lucky we are to be living in a time when dishwashers are so readily accessible. It wasn't all too long ago that you'd have to wash and dry every single dish by hand. It probably saves you literal months of time throughout the history of your life. The dishwasher is an appliance that should be revered. It ought to be respected. It most certainly should not be treated with such reckless abandon like this. 

Do you think when they invented the dishwasher that they put all those slots and prongs in there for no reason at all? No, dumbass. They literally tell you exactly how to load it up for the most effective and efficient way to clean all your dishes. It would be like going to a parking lot and you've got some folks parallel parked, some going diagonal, some folks taking up 2 spots, and other cars parked on top of each other. It would be a fucking disaster. The same goes for a dishwasher. Everything should have its place and the moment you deviate from the blue print, you are spitting in the face of whoever invented the dishwasher and kicking them in the dick on the way out. 

Again, it all comes down to respecting the dishwasher for all it has given us. The order and placement of the dishes being loaded in there should be treated neither willy nor nilly. And anybody who thinks it's okay to just throw shit in every which way with zero regard? Well those are the types of folks who would probably just leave their dirty dishes piled up in the sink if it weren't for the dishwasher in the first place. Dirty, rotten heathens.