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There Are Two Types Of People In The World. Those Who Know How To Properly Load A Dishwasher, And Heathens

There's not much wrong that Chris Long can do in my eyes. He's a member of the Super Bowl LII champion Philadelphia Eagles, so he's won immunity from my hatred for all eternity. So I may not hate Chris Long right now, but I sure as shit don't like him.  Because what on Earth are we doing here? What 

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There Are Two Types Of People In The World. Those Who Know How To Properly Load A Dishwasher, And Heathens

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