Just Chill Out, Man: Giants Fans Are Reportedly Dying Their Dicks Blue For The Eagles Game

Listen. I get it. I love sports. I love to support the home team. When it's game day I'll throw on a jersey, head to the bar, and cheer my little ass off. The rest of my day is heavily dependent on how my team does. I've never really understood the folks who paint their faces to go to the game, but I guess there's a difference between just being a fan and legitimate fanaticism. 

However, there is a COLOSSAL leap you need to make as a human being between being a fan of a team and being someone who goes as far as dying their dick for the game. That's not a fan, that's not a fanatic, that's not a super-fan. That's just a perverted psychopath.  And apparently that's what the New York Giants fanbase is filled with. A bunch of greasy, disgusting, perverts who dye their little tiny shriveled up dicks blue for the G-men. Just a downright horrific thought to have in your mind that every Giants vs Eagles game has had a bunch of discolored chodes in the stands. 

And maybe that's their plan. Maybe they wanted to finally put this information out into the public eye so that the Eagles players are too disgusted to play on Saturday night. Every time they look into the stands to see some gross piece of shit in a Blue Giants jersey, they know their little pecker is dyed blue as well. Hard to play under those circumstances, so I'll at least give them credit there. 

But yeah. Pretty gross. I always knew there was something different about Clem on Giants vs Eagles gamedays. 

P.S. -- Here's a little palate cleanser for ya. Go Birds.