Andy Reid Is So Fucking Jazzed Up To Eat Bratwursts When The Chiefs Play In Germany Next Season

Hell yeah, Andy. This man is going to devour and I mean devour some bratwurst. Pray for the plumbing in Germany. I mean, sure, they are used to men eating bratwurst, but not this man. Not a man who celebrated the AFC title a few years ago by getting a cheeseburger. Not a man who got the best cheeseburger after winning the Super Bowl. Not a man who made Hawaiian shirts look awesome (again). 

Now, it's only fitting the Chiefs go to Germany next season. You can't put them in England and expect Andy Reid to survive on bangers and mash. There's too many vegetables in British food for Andy Reid to survive. He'd probably look like Kevin from the Office trying to eat broccoli. 

Brats are fucking delicious too. Hot dogs are fine. I don't go out of my way to get them or anything. But brats? If you're running into the clubhouse while making the turn on the course you should get 3 options in this hot dog family. Hot dog, Mett, Brat. Hot dog is the last pick. Every single time. Give me the sausage. Give me some spicy mustard and try to play some bogey golf on the back 9. 

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Pray for the German plumbing system.