Why Aren't We Looking For Atlantis ALL The Time? These Two Guys On Rogan Show Where It Is And I Am OBSESSED

I am, what the lay person would call, a "nerd". This shit is right in my wheelhouse. In fact, Eddie and I did a dogwalk on the Richat structure and Atlantis way back in like 2019. I have always said that my dream job is to be Indiana Jones. Fly around the world (in seemingly 200 mile increments) looking for old treasure and defeating Nazis as a bonus. Then in your down time you're the hot professor that college girls swoon over. What a life. 

Unfortunately, that exact job isn't available this century. You can't just shoot guys with a sword in the street anymore while chasing down the Lost Ark. Sucks. You need funding. And a lot of it. If you find something cool, you don't just donate it to a museum unless your benefactor is using it as a tax write-off after a generous appraisal. 

Here is the thing though...why can't we get funding for an Atlantis mission? People spent millions looking for all kinds of dumb shit. Think about how long people were looking for the Titanic and that was just a boat that wouldn't even be in the top 100 ships in the Carnival Cruise fleet. 

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This guy says that there is a sediment from the Richat structure (aka where Atlantis was) that is over a mile deep just off the coast of Africa. Dredge that shit up and the mission pays for itself because Atlantis was said to have the most gold ever. That entire area is probably laced with gold. Not just one blue diamond dropped by some old lady. Not just some pirate treasure buried at Oak Island in Canada. We are talking all the gold and artifacts of an ancient empire. Who rich guy with a sense of adventure wouldn't want in on that? I'll go in the submarine myself. Go down there, get a core sample filled with gold, artifacts, evidence of aliens, and whatever else has been buried beneath the sea for 12000 years. 

I would love to get on a boat with Billy Football and Donnie, go to Africa, find treasure while simultaneously battling against another crew of three morons funded by an evil Russian Oligarch. That is actually my dream. Atlantis is real. Someone, if not us, needs to find it down there.