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Likely The Dumbest Couple Of All-Time Accidentally Locked Themselves In Two Separate Dog Crates

The most frustrating part of this video was when these two morons figured out a way to get out of the dog crates they had voluntarily locked themselves in. It should come as no surprise this video comes to us from California, perfectly demonstrating the kind of IQ it takes to live in a state with 13 percent income tax and human shit on the streets.

I included the word "accidentally" in this headline because it was seemingly not these idiots' intention to get locked in the crates, but they got in them very much on purpose. I'd actually argue if you're crawling into a dog crate and closing the door — two people doing this at the same time, no less — you want to be locked in there, whether consciously or subconsciously. I can't even come up with a far-fetched hypothetical of why this would need to occur.

I'm just really angry at the stupidity of these people. This video has ruined my day.