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WATCH: Guy Beats The Brakes Off Of EIGHT People At Once After They Try And Jump Him At A Gas Station

GOOD LORD I don't know whether to be impressed with the big fella or embarrassed for the eight idiots who couldn't figure out how to take him down. I mean WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? There are eight of you. Grab him by the hair, kick him in the nuts, do something. They essentially took turns trying to fight him. And how did that end? With the choke-slam of the century...

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Followed by the trashcan beatdown of the century…

Followed by seven of the eight people walking away and one most likely unconscious on the pavement. The whole thing makes you wonder…why? Why were these people fighting? What were they fighting over? In the words of Kanye West, "I guess we'll never know." All we know is that eight on one almost never ends up the way it did in this video. That's all I have for this one. Thanks for reading.