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Dexter Lawrence Being Mic'd Up To Talk Shit While Ruining The Vikings Season Is Precisely Why The Giants Need To Give Him A Massive Contract

That's it. Cancel all porn watching today. Cancel all plans today (see previous). This is what we'll be watching on loop on a Wednesday. Dexter Lawrence just standing by himself yelling shit to the Vikings huddle is all I need to know. Pay that man whatever he wants. Sure, it helps he's awesome. Sure, it helps he's a delight. But this is all I need to know.

The man is willing to do pilates. That means I think Clem is going to start doing this too for good juju. If he ran laps for Judge, he's gotta do pilates for Lawrence. Now, I know Lawrence was a monster at Clemson, but there was actually a lot of people who did not like the Giants taking him at 17. They didn't think he'd get to the quarterback. Thought it was a reach for a run stuffer in a league where passing is key. 

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I'd like to thank the Odell trade for him. 

Now he's an All-Pro type player who is about to get a massive pay day. It's so simple that it cuts to the core though. Saying he knows it's hard to block him as he bullrushes in the next video. Awesome. But even better? Kayvon going up to him at the end and telling him he's the greatest player he's ever played with. 

That's the duo we need. That's Tuck and Osi. That's Osi and Strahan. That's Armstead and Strahan. That's any sort of combo you want of Giants defensive duos for our future. Kayvon and Sexy Dexy. Love having some dudes on defense again.

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