Nothing To See Here, Just A Man In Ikea Taking His Humans Dressed As Dogs For A Quick Walk

What a scene! A few things to consider here. 

A- Who were the maniacs who left their house during the football games on Sunday to go to Ikea of all places? You ever been there? It's a goddamn maze. Last time I was there I left a trail of their wood pegs they somehow have in every piece of furniture to get back to the exit. Disaster.

2- If you were there, willingly or unwillingly (ie- the husbands who couldn't win the battle of their wives asking them to go), imagine looking up and seeing two guys in dog masks walking through the lamps and rugs. If you stayed after that you have issues. That has to be a sign to go. Like when at a bar you don't want to be at and someone spills a drink. Call the Uber, call the cab. Maybe pick up some mozzarella sticks on the way home, go home, put on nice sweats and watch a program as you fall asleep. Cut your losses. 

D- How about these wackjobs? Walking through a department store in a dog mask. Lunacy. Absolute lunacy .  

Sadly, thanks to Entourage I know what furries are. If you haven't seen the episode it's an all timer. 

And now today , sadly I know what "pups" are. 

NY POST - In BDSM, this behavior is commonly called “puppy play,” in which one party dresses up as a dog and exhibits similar characteristics as part of role-play, sometimes conducted in both public and private.

Many people on Twitter also expressed their shock at the appearance of the “pups.”

I wish I was kidding and I wish I didn't know what this was. Thanks a lot to the two dopes in masks and the guy walking them around. 

Bonus story - My dad needed help putting together a bed one year for my sister from Ikea and went absolutely bonkers because the directions had just pictures not words. I believe the line was "Gotta love the Swiss, there's just pictures no words. they think they are fucking engineers!!!!" Fun times.