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Ranking The Planets In The Solar System Based On Hotness

I've been catching up on my favorite show Please End This and watched Tommy use a solar system metaphor to say "I want to date a celebrity," when I realized, planets ARE hot. We actually see a lot of this in Astrology- bitches on tiktok love to rank the star signs based on hotness or based on "boss 

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Ranking The Planets In The Solar System Based On Hotness

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