'Zoom In On Those': Shoutout To This Groomsman Who Has Absolutely No Filter Whatsoever

This is a Mt. Rushmore "Dudes Rock" moment. I don't even know this guy's name, but I know I definitely want to be pals and hang out with him as often as possible.

My immediate assumption was that this woman was his girlfriend or wife, but that doesn't really make sense if it's his buddy's wife's friend or sister or whoever. It's likely that woman is a total stranger and this guy — we'll call him Stephen because he gives off Stephen vibes — is just thinking out loud about her rack when his best friend is minutes away from getting married. You need a guy like that in the group to keep everybody on their toes.

Yeah, Stephen is gonna be a bit much at the altar, but I'll go out on a limb and guess the groom wasn't complaining too much when Stephen put together the best bachelor party of all-time. You take the good with the bad.

I need more Stephen content. I will check this account every day until there's a super-cut of Stephen at that wedding reception, hopefully mic'd.

Classic Steve.