Andrew Santino Once Ran Into Ryan Leaf Outside Of Jenna Jameson's Nightclub And Thought Leaf Was Going To Beat Him Up

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On today's Pardon My Take… ANDREW SANTINO! The comedian joined Mr. Cat and Mr. Commenter in-studio to talk all things comedy, sports, his new Netflix special, "Cheeseburger," and much more.

Santino came on the show with some awesome stories, including one that featured a time he was out partying and happened to run into… Ryan Leaf?! That's right, let's hear more from Santino on this story…

Andrew Santino: I was blacked out, Jenna Jameson used to have a bar in Scottsdale called like…

Mr. Cat: This is perfect, in Arizona…

Mr. Commenter: Arizona State doesn't seem like a real place.

Andrew Santino: It's not. 

Mr. Cat: You start the story with Jenna Jameson…

Andrew Santino: Jenna Jameson had a bar nightclub in Scottsdale, I don't remember the name of it…

Mr. Commenter: It's like if Spike TV had a city…

Andrew Santino: That's exactly what it was. "DO YOU LIKE TITS AND BEER?! ARIZONA STATE! PUNCH YOUR FRIENDS! GET A DUI!" We went out to this bar and I got shitfaced, and the girl that I was seeing at the time was lived because I ditched her and her friends to go out with these other idiots I knew, college, we're idiots. And I was like being a dick to her for no reason, and she's like, "You're fucked up! And promised you'd go to this thing with me, and I'm coming to get you, you asshole! I'm coming to get you!" And I was like, "Fuck, I'm bummed." My boys were like, "I'm not dealing with that shit, she's gonna kill you." And she was nuts, she threw a knife at me one time. But I'm sitting in the parking lot, and I was smoking a cigarette, and I was fucking hammered. But these two dudes, I mean like, these two big boys come out. It's a big, white dude, two big black dudes with them kind of lagging, and then a bunch of super fucking hot chicks. 

Andrew Santino: And I'm sitting alone, smoking a cigarette, I'm literally sitting on a parking ledge, and this dude goes, "Ay, you got a lighter?" And I go, "Yeah, man." I look up and I go, "Holy fucking shit, who do you play for?" I mean, he was huge. I give him the lighter and he goes, "Take a photo of us," and I grab his phone and I start taking pictures of just the girls, and he's like, "This motherfucker's a smart ass," and then I'm doing me with the girls, I'm ready to get punched for no reason. I'm just having fun. And the one guy's like, "This motherfucker's funny," and I'm joking around, and then I look at the white dude, I hadn't even looked at him, and I was like, "You know who you look like?" And he goes, "Who?" And I go, "You look like Ryan fucking Leaf." 

Andrew Santino: And he goes, "Yeah, that's because I'm Ryan fucking Leaf." And then I go, "Oh, no shit!" And he goes, "Yeah, you got something to say?" And I was like, "No, no no, no, no! I don't at all!" But it's so funny, all these things ran through my mind about Ryan Leaf that I was like, "Woah, this is actually Ryan Leaf." And no disrespect to Ryan, but like, if you know sports and you know his story, that's a wild fucking story. But I imagine the reason he said, "You got something to say, was because I think people run their fucking their mouths."

Mr. Cat and Mr. Commenter: Oh yeah.

What a night that seemed to be, and what a story. Ryan Leaf even confirmed!

And be sure to check out Andrew Santino's Netflix special…