Uncle Chaps

Love-Seeking Strongman Lets The Fats Know That He Doesn't Want Those Hershey-fed, Sweat-Hog, Giants To Apply On His Dating App

Well goodness gracious, fella. Pull that thing out and let me give it a little bit of a suckin right here and right now. Imagine being a lady or a damsel reading this (provided that you can ignore the blatant racism and general vibe). You'd be able to fill Lake Powell back up with the juices emanati

Barstool Sports Homepage

This layout is the Featured section for barstoolsports.com and the Barstool iOS app.

Featured Section

Slot 1

Slot 2

Slot 3

This layout is the home feed section for barstoolsports.com and the Barstool iOS app.

Featured

Cities

Sports

Barstool Brands

Sports

Cities

Trending

Advertisement

Love-Seeking Strongman Lets The Fats Know That He Doesn't Want Those Hershey-fed, Sweat-Hog, Giants To Apply On His Dating App

Unfiltered. Unapologetic. In Your Inbox.