If Anything Can Curse The Philadelphia Eagles Heading Into The Playoffs, It Would Be These Green Hot Dog Buns
I gotta be honest, I don't quite know how I feel about this one.
I love the Eagles. I love hot dogs. Dietz & Watson typically makes a tremendous product. But looking at that green bun? Well it genuinely makes me hate being alive. It makes me think that humanity was a mistake. Because how could we, as a people, stray that far? It feels like something we need to be punished for. The Eagles have had a great thing going this year. 14-3. Jalen Hurts has developed into an MVP-caliber quarterback. But one look at these green glizzy buns and god would have every right to curse the Eagles franchise to damnation for the rest of eternity.
With that being said...the NFC playoffs run through South Philadelphia. So we have to do everything in our power to actually take advantage of said home field advantage. We can't let that to waste. But any fanbase can just get drunk and crazy and loud. It takes a special breed of heathens to subject themselves to eating this shit. It's like selling your soul to the devil, just a little more revolting. Imagine being an opposing team coming into Lincoln Financial Field for the NFC Championship Game and all you see are 69,896 rabid Philly fans stuffing their face with a bunch of green glizzies? You'd be horrified. No chance you'd be in any mental state to play a football game.
Again, I'm pretty up in the air with these things. But something tells me that we've gone too far regardless. As a sidenote, the least they could do is sell these for a Dollar Dog Night in the divisional round.
Go Birds.