There's Something Very Unsettling About Tim Tebow Autographing Bibles At Training Camp

pics from Matt Rourke/AP via Matt Mullin/Philly Voice

Um…yeah. Hate to break it to these fans and St. Timothy himself but, yup, that’s officially too much. Pretty sure Abraham, Moses, Jesus, or any other fictional figure in The Good Book wouldn’t be giving out their John Hancock on the cover. And those guys have been talked about and revered for Millenniums. Tim Tebow is a borderline roster player with the arm of the Virgin Mary whose glory days will not rise from the dead. Absolutely no reason for him to declare blasphemy on himself. Yet.

Hey, Tim, spread the Good Word on this one. He may need it more than the Bible thumpers.

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— Xavier Bessey (@TheBetterBessey) August 13, 2015