Lighten the Fuck Up! Kevin Surprised His Lovely Wife & She Wasn't Happy...

Kevin surprised his lovely wife when he invited his best bud over to watch football one Sunday afternoon without telling her…

His wife immediately became irate, and she let him have it. "You fucking schmuck! My hair and make-up are a mess, the house is in disarray, the dishes aren't done, the laundry basket's full, and it's almost one o'clock, and I'm still in my bathrobe! I can't be bothered cooking right now, and you know it's that time of the month, so you shouldn't be fucking with me, Kevin! Who the fuck do you think you are anyway, inviting him over without asking me first?" 

"Well, Babe," Kevin replied, "I invited him over because he's thinking about asking your baby sister to marry him, and I just wanted to give him a firsthand look at what his future holds… Ya know, before it's too late…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

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