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Lighten the Fuck Up! A Blind Man Walked Into a Busy Diner During Lunch...

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A blind man walked into a busy diner during lunch and was seated by a waiter, who, after handing him a menu, realized that wasn't gonna work… 

The waiter offered to read him the lunch specials and the popular entrees out loud, but the blind man refused, saying only, "Please, bring me a dirty fork from your kitchen…"

The waiter went into the kitchen and randomly grabbed a dirty fork and brought it to the blind man, who gave it a lick…

"This tastes very good," he said. And, still holding the fork between his thumb and forefinger, he instructed the waiter, "Bring me a Ribeye steak, medium rare, a baked potato with sour cream, and a house salad with Russian dressing on the side…"

The blind man enjoyed his meal, and a week later, he returned. The same waiter seated him, and knowing that a menu wouldn't work, he immediately offered to read him the lunch specials and the popular entrees out loud. Again, the blind man refused, saying only, "Please, bring me a dirty fork from your kitchen…"

The waiter's wife was the cook, and he went to her and whispered, "Honey, do me a favor and take this fork and rub it on your vagina…"

"What?" she asked, shocked by her husband's unusual request.

"The blind man who licks forks and then orders food based on his keen sense of taste is back. It's weird, I know, but I just want to see if he's really that good at identifying the food on a dirty fork or if he's just been playing me…"

The waiter handed the dirty fork to the blind man, who gave it a lick…

Still holding the fork between his thumb and forefinger, he said, "This tastes very good." Then he paused for a moment, smiled, and looked up and said, "So, Naomi still works here…"                                                                                                                                                    

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU joke #145!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                

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