Louisiana Now Requires A Government Issued ID To Watch Porn
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Viewers wanting to watch porn in the state of Louisiana now have to submit state IDs in order to verify their age before accessing adult sites.
A new law went into effect on January 1 which holds porn sites accountable for content deemed 'harmful to minors if they do not implement age verification technology.
It means that anyone wanting to view pornography in the state must now submit a driving license or another age-identifying ID card.
Ya know what I say? GOOD ON LOUISIANA.
And I know what you're thinking: "WSD, I know you're the beacon of reason, but this is fucked up. Let the good people of Louisiana fire up Pornhub, pick out their favorite thumbnail and let one rip in peace!!!"
You're largely correct there... but I'm not a normal person. If I've suffered in any way, shape or form, I want everyone else in my circle to experience what caused that pain and suffering too. That's just how I'm wired and what true hating is all about. If I'm good at anything at all, it's hating everyone and everything around me.
That's why I'm glad high school kids in Louisiana have to show ID to watch porn now. They now know what it feels like to have to WORK for their porn. Enough of this participation trophy "endless amount of free porn" bullshit they have in 2022. Kids need to learn what it's like to wake up 20 mins early for school, fire up Limewire/Frostwire/other "wires", spend the entire day downloading a feature length sex film while at school, move the file in an obscure (and hidden) folder named something like "2005 white sox stats" to throw their parents off the scent, and watch your massive desktop computer inevitably crash a few months later, much to your parents dismay and confusion since the computer was only 6 months old.
That, or you could just bury your porn by the local video store and Subway like we did with a neighborhood kid's dad's nudie magazines:
Either/or, and again, that's a good thing. Make these damn kids work for once!