Emasculating The Hell Out Of Someone By Dunking On Their Head Will Always Be The Coolest Thing A Person Can Do

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Last night we had two dunks go viral. Scoot Henderson - the future No. 2 pick - and Omari Moore at San Jose State. I'm not going to break down the dunk or Scoot vs Victor as draft prospects or what Tim Miles is doing at San Jose State. No. This blog is here to talk about how dunking directly on someone's head like this is as cool as it gets.

I was listening to Large on KFC Radio and he mentioned how he was the 2nd coolest dad in Ridgewood because Nate Burleson lived there and could dunk. 

Correct. The coolest thing a person can do is dunk. Not just do the layup and grab the rim but straight up yam on someone. Go watch that Scoot Henderson dunk again. The man had the defender jump the wrong way and still went directly on his head. 

Now i want to be specific about something here. This isn't the best thing in sports. Game-winner, walk-off homer, all that stuff to win a title is the best. But in terms of coolest? There's nothing that compares. A hole-in-one is basically a dream so I can't even fathom that as cool. Dunking on someone is a 1-on-1 decision. Man vs man. In a split second both guys decide to make an option to jump and if you finish it it's the coolest thing anyone can do. There are limited people that can do it too. 

 I'd kill to dunk like Scoot just once. I've only been dunked on once in my life. It sucked. Fucking Chris Crane - Boston College quarterback legend/Matt Ryan backup. Do you know what I'd do to be able to do that to someone instead of hitting a runner in the lane? Fucking genetics. 

Shout out Scoot. Shout out Omari Moore. It looks so fun.