Jerry Thornton

A Walrus Rang in the New Year in Style: By Masturbating in Front of the Townspeople Who Canceled Their Fireworks for His Protection

It might just be my age talking. But if there's an eight hour period on the calendar I feel pretty dubious about, it's definitely the last six hours of the old year into the first two of of the new year. Even at their best, it's always a mixed bag.  And I felt this way long before I hit that stage i

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A Walrus Rang in the New Year in Style: By Masturbating in Front of the Townspeople Who Canceled Their Fireworks for His Protection

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