Andrew Tate Has More Vocal and Well-Known Defenders-- Unfortunately It's The Taliban

I gotta be honest here. If I were Andrew Tate's attorney, I'm not sure I'd want the Taliban vouching for me when it comes to allegations like, oh hell, I dunno rape, human trafficking, and building a crime syndicate that manipulates and takes advantage of women who are in dire straights. I wouldn't want that defense from the Taliban because they are known for rape, human trafficking, and building a crime syndicate that violates human rights on every scale imaginable by beheading, stoning, or cutting the hands off of those they deem to have violated their insane practices. But, I'm not an attorney. In fact, I've never even taken the LSAT although my mom thinks I would do wonderfully because I perform well on standardized testing. When I was in the 8th grade, I got the highest score possible on something called Florida Writes. You had to use both similes and metaphors. I did both with ease. Nevertheless, even I know that the Taliban should not be included in your list of witnesses.