STATEMENT: The Holidays Don't End Until Tomorrow, So Let's Enjoy Diletta Leotta's Celebrations
This is an important announcement. The holidays don't really end until tomorrow. I assume most people have off today - or at the minimum you aren't doing shit today. There's enough people off to slack off and waste time around the office. Not to mention there is football on, which means the holidays are still going on. Until there's no longer day time weekday football, the holidays are over. A simple rule we all should live by.
I know today can be depressing. People are taking down decorations. People are nursing hangovers. People are dreading the fact you have a long ass time until another holiday to take off work. It's basically counting down the days until March Madness. It's a dark time for those in the cubes, I've been there, I feel for you.
Now are these just words to make a blog look like I'm writing something and not just posting arguably the hottest person in the world? Of course. Had to have some sort of angle here. The point is fuck the whole Sunday Scaries thing. Look at Diletta Leotta, you think she cares about the holiday ending? Hell no. Go get drunk and watch football.
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