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<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests in the comment section.</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/12/23/65f9e7af.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/12/23/65f9e7af.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p></p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks) and we have a special Christmas edition today.</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="background-color:#b8312f;font-size:30px">There is no Santa.</span></em></strong></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>Merry Christmas.</p><p>-Large</p>

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<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests in the comment section.</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/12/23/65f9e7af.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2022/12/23/65f9e7af.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p></p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks) and we have a special Christmas edition today.</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="background-color:#b8312f;font-size:30px">There is no Santa.</span></em></strong></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>Merry Christmas.</p><p>-Large</p>

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