Old Ass Bulgarian Prophet - That Hit On A WHOPPING 80% Of Her Prophecies - Predicts A Nuclear War, Natural Birth To End, And Earth's Orbit To Shift In The Year 2023
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A blind psychic who correctly predicted the 9/11 attacks and claimed cities would face water shortages from droughts in 2022, claimed we can expect bioweapon tests next year.
Known as the Nostradamus of the Balkans, Baba Vanga, who died 25 years ago in 1996 aged 84, made five terrifying prophecies for 2023 before her death.
The Bulgarian mystic, who left predictions for every year up until 5079, envisaged disastrous solar storms, bioweapons testing on humans, Earth’s orbit to shift, a nuclear explosion, and an end to natural births in 2023.
Vanga predicted that a 'big country' will carry out bioweapons studies on humans, which would result in the deaths of thousands of people.
There's this common trope that every year was worse than the last. It's true. I hate everyone and everything around me just a little more year over year. 2022 completely sucked ass. 2023 will be worse. That's just how the world works. Call me a cynic, but it's the truth.
Let me explain. Apparently this Baba Vanga broad was pretty good at making predictions. Historians say she hit on her predictions at an 80% clip. It's a goddamn shame she's been dead for 25 years because there'd be gainful employment to be had for her at Barstool Sports with a hit rate like that. We'll break down her predictions for the coming year in a moment, but if you're reading this, just know that I'm skeptical of her. I mean, if she was so good at predicting the future, then why is she dead? Sounds like she would have avoided whatever killed her if she knew it was gonna kill her, even if what killed her - breast cancer - was something unavoidable.
It makes sense in my head, so just roll with me.
Anyways, here are her big predictions for 2023:
1. Disastrous solar storms:
Big fucking whoop. Ya know how far we are from the sun? About 91.5 million miles. You think the sun having a little tummy ache and some diarrhea is supposed to scare me? Lol good one, loser. Chalk this one up to more scare tactics from the fake news media, leftists and libs. They'll have us all wearing sunglasses 24/7/365 to protect us or some shit I'm sure
2. Bioweapons testing on humans:
On a completely real note, if you're not familiar with the horrors of bioweapons, their history or their future, learn up on Unit 731. It's one of the most fucked up (true) stories you'll ever read. If there's a country (cough China, Russia, Iran, Syria, and (many) more cough) that decides to pull a move like this (if they're not already), there should be extreme consequences. It goes against every international law in the book.
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I don't want to start wearing chin diapers again. Never ever ever ever
3. Earth's orbit to shift:
I recently turned on the TV on a Saturday morning and the movie "Moonfall" was on whatever channel I was watching the night before. Basically it's plot is that the moon's lost it's orbit and was making a bee-line for earth. The actor that plays that fat, cowardly pussy Samwell Tarley in GoT is one of the leads and I gotta say, it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
But it did make me realize that if something like this ever happened, we'd be fucked. Let's figure out a way to keep the earth and its moon in normal orbit. Thx.
4. A nuclear explosion:
I mean we've been living under the threat of nuclear war since Fat Man and Little Boy were dropped on Japan almost 75 years ago. Is this really a prediction? Cuban Missile Crisis, Cold War, North Korea, Iraq, blah blah fucking blah, I feel like it's more an inevitability someone gets nuked again at this point. I hope not, but that's the unfortunate truth.
5. End to natural births:
Does this mean there will be unnatural births? What makes a birth "natural" in the first place? I don't have the slightest clue. What I do know is I wish this would have happened like 5 years ago when all my asshole friends started getting married and having kids and all that shit. That's when they stopped being fun. Can't even get drunk with those losers anymore. Babies ruined that, so I'm thinking the end of babies may not be such a bad thing.
One more note I have - was this old broad just all doom and gloom? Did she make any predictions of GOOD things that happen in the world? Because, believe it or not, there are still good things that happen. Good people do exist. Good things and good people might be few and far between as we gun for the year 2023, sure, but they are out there. Just gotta find em.