Fair Play: Argentina Goalie Emi Martinez Pretended To Fuck The Golden Glove Trophy Because French Fans Booed Him

Reags12/19/2022 2:30 PM

[Source] - He told Argentinian broadcaster TyC Sports, via Bild: "I did it because the French booed me.
"I can't relate to their arrogance."

This guy man. Emi Martinez might be the best shit talker all of soccer. This isn't the first time he pretended to fuck a trophy:

I even was unsure if he was pretending to fuck it or if he was doing the jerk off motion with it. But everyone on Twitter kept using the word 'shag' and sex so I went with it. Plus it's way funnier.

Gotta admit the Golden Glove trophy is a way better visual. Emi decided to bend that thing over and give a quick 1-2 while making his O face. Can't hate on it. Dude won the World Cup. I'd probably pretend to fuck a trophy too if I made some ridiculous saves and won a World Cup. If you make this save, you should be able to fuck a trophy in Qatar:

It wasn't even the fake fucking of a trophy. The dude was hilarious during the shootout. Did a little shimmy after a save:

Got a yellow card for snatching the ball away from the spot to fuck with someone's head:

It worked and was well worth the yellow. Then in the dressing room he demanded a minute of silence for Mbappe:

All this because he got booed. I don't even blame him. I think it's fair. You have every right to boo the shit out of someone. But if they win, they get to pretend to fuck a trophy in front of you and pretend Mbappe died or some shit. I'm very pro-taunting and shit talking in sports. It happens at every level already and it's dumb we pretend to be outraged over it - or even worse see a penalty/technical foul called because of it.

PS: Bonus Rankings of fuckable trophies:

5. Larry O'Brien Trophy