Dumping Them Out: The Boob GIF Market
We're back with another Sunday episode of Dumping Them Out. The hot & steamy GIFs are getting harder and harder to find each week.
Just kidding. That's not true at all. There is an endless supply of babes on the internet. There's just too much money in babes for the internet to ever run dry. I bet every day there are more babes posted online than were posted the day before. Unless is the day after a national tragedy (i.e. Kobe died, USA eliminated from World Cup, 9/11).
Writing this blog every week has taught me how much Kate Upton truly dominates the Boob GIF's market. She is everywhere. So many times I find a good GIF and I'm like… damn I want to use that but I already have a Kate Upton in this blog. She had hundreds of them out there. I guess maybe that's not a problem for most people, but I like a little variety in my Boob GIF's. It's important to give the amateurs their shine too. Except for in these next two.
There's also this broad who I thought was Kate Upton at first, but then realized it was a someone named Georgia Gibbs.
Ever since I read Ben Mintz's Pulitzer Prize winning blog Were My 2 Years in NYC a Success? (where 50% of the words were I, me, or my) I've been hyperaware of how often I write about myself. I've been doing it a lot lately too. So for the rest of this blog, I'm going to see if I can go the whole time without using the words I, me, or my.
Dock Ellis is some people's favorite athlete of all time. Somebody watched the Dock Ellis documentary when it hit Netflix back in 2015, and purchased a Dock Ellis jersey online that very night. The next day at work, a stray dog wondered onto the premises. The dog hung around all day, and when it came time to leave, he didn't have the heart to leave the dog behind. He decided to take it home, and he named it Dock. Still has the dog 7 years later.
Honestly though, is there a cooler athlete than Dock Ellis? He loved drugs. Was known across the league as being a party animal. Accidently took LSD the same day he was starting pitching, and went out and threw a no-hitter. That documentary the one I was talking about watched told a story about when he got traded to the Yankees. He was trying to clean up his act a bit after the trade. But when he got to New York, all of his new teammates were so excited to party to with him, that after a week or so he was like, "Fuck it I'll clean up my act later." After he retired, he got clean a did a bunch of work to help people with addiction problems. Just an all around awesome guy.
Here's an awesome quote from an article about his LSD no-hitter game.
The Guardian - Ellis recorded more walks (eight) than strikeouts (six), hit another batsman, allowed three stolen bases, and was bailed out by highlight-reel plays in the field by second baseman Bill Mazeroski and centerfielder Matty Alou. But consider the circumstances: “I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire,” he recounted years later to the New York Times. “And once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate.”
Quick Power Ranking of Zyn Flavors
5. Cool Mint
It appears that other countries have cooler flavors. The Swedish Zyns look incredible. They have Ginger Blood Orange, Deep Freeze, Lemon Spritz, and Northern Woods. Time to make a trip to Sweden.
If you move to Cambodia with $500 you can make a pretty good life for yourself. Apparently you can get a room with a fan for about $5 per night. And if you're an American, once people realize you're living there after a few weeks they'll offer you a job. Then you just need to make like $10-15 per day to survive. You can buy real pain pills over the counter there too. So maybe you'll need to make like $25 a day. Either way, it's always good to have that option in your back pocket in case things go south.
Alright there it is. A whole 5 paragraphs without using the word I, me, or my. Turns out it can be done. Congratulations to me. Congratulations to Barstool Sports.