There's A New Reality Show Coming Called "MILF Manor" And It Features 8 Horned Up Older Chicks In A Mexican Villa Surrounded By A Bunch Of Ripped College Guys Looking To Lay The Pipe
What a time to be alive guys.
We are beyond the over-saturation point when it comes to reality TV in America. Yet the networks continue to just shove them down our throats.
And the latest spoonful of sugar is straight out of the Milf section on Pornhub.
As Carl admitted a couple years back, (masterfully), everybody loves milfs. If you claim you don't, you're lying to yourself.
One of literature's most famous foils ever, motherfucking (pun intended) Odeipus loved them. And Sigmund Freud (ever heard of him?) dedicated his life to studying why humans are so fucked in the head. His findings? We all want to fuck (our) moms.
So props to the stand-up folks at TLC for giving us moron lemmings more of what we want, and that's milfs getting hollowed out by strapping young college guys on a Mexican resort for all to witness- including their ex-husbands, children, parents, and former in-laws.
Also, I'd be remiss to not point out the fact that this is straight out of the mind of Liz Lemon. Remember her genius idea on 30 Rock?
This is also great news for Zack Wilson. When he’s unemployed next season him and his mom are shoe-in’s for this cast. They won’t even have to audition.
And Spoiler Alert - But Not Really A Spoiler Alert
My prediction for "the big twist" they tease in the trailer is this. The guys who all turn around and leave the milfs with their jaws on the floor? Yah, they're going to be their sons. So the catch is you have all these horned up old ladies looking to have their brains fucked out all week, BUT, the guys doing the drilling are their sons.
This should make for great drama when they're all getting together in the mornings for mimosas and some girl talk and Liz is talking to Lisa and Jenny about Pam's son pile-driving her for 2 hours last night while Pam is within earshot pretending not to listen. So Pam goes on a mission to take down Liz's son, and break his dick off, and tell the whole household about it. (Because all women, no matter the age, are insane. And evil).
Meanwhile, the at the guys' house, they'll all swear a strict "don't ask, don't tell" policy with each other so that none of them have mental breakdowns having to hear about what whores their mothers are and the depraved shit they like done to them.
If that somehow isn't the plot for the show, I reserve all rights to this idea and am open to discussing selling the rights to it. Give me a call TLC. Let's talk numbers.
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p.s. - what the fuck happened to TLC? Do people realize it stands for "THE LEARNING CHANNEL"???
Back when I was a kid it was one of the go-to's for parents who didn't want their kids watching rubbish. They'd throw The Learning Channel on and let you sit in front of it and learn about aerospace engineering, marine biology, and shit that would actually benefit you in life.
Somewhere along the way, it turned into straight-up filth, garbage, reality tv around the clock 24/7. Talk about false advertising.
