'You're Gonna Rip My Underwear': A Los Angeles Sheriff's Deputy Should Have Probably Turned Off Her Radio Before Getting Railed On The Job
TMZ — A Los Angeles Sheriff's deputy is under investigation for, apparently, having sex on the job ... or at least that's what it sounds like on the radio broadcast that picked up some of the nitty-gritty.
The audio, obtained by TMZ, could be heard over LASD airwaves this past weekend, and we're told it came from a rookie female deputy working at the Men's Central Jail that night. It sounds like, during a break in her shift, she got into some risky business.
Now, law enforcement sources tell us this deputy went out to a parking structure that night, and her bosses believe she accidentally engaged her radio while getting into it. She eventually realized the microphone was open and shut it down, but, as you can hear, the damage was done.
There are two solutions for the conundrum in which this Los Angeles Sheriff's deputy currently finds herself, both of which are remarkably easy to achieve. The first and most obvious is to wait until you are no longer on the clock as an officer of the law and have sex in your own home with whomever you want. It seems rather rudimentary, but clearly someone should have gone over that with her prior to this incident.
The second is one I've mentioned in blogs no fewer than 100 times and continues to happen because most people are comically stupid: stop recording yourself breaking the law. Maybe just take off the radio that's attached to your chest that goes out to every cop in the area if you're planning on getting fucked in the parking lot. These are not difficult concepts to grasp.
But alas, this soon-to-be-former sheriff's deputy just had to get it in during a break at the jail. Stop being so horny, kids. I promise you will make it home in time to take care of your business and still have your job in the morning.
Below is the longer audio where some poor woman kept trying to alert this cop to the fact she was moaning to the entire force:
Sounds like a rough day at the office, am I right?