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Biscoff Cookies Are Trash And Should Be Banned From Airplanes Immediately

You may be confused as to why I'm so mad about Biscoff Cookies. Well, if you missed last night's Dozen, just skip this blog.

Again this is your chance. There will be spoilers.

Stop reading (thanks for the click) if you don't want a spoiler. 

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I'm still speechless about how dumb I can be sometimes. It's truly a gift. If you watched last night's episode you know exactly what I'm talking about. John Rich aka Joey Camasta saying biscoff, spelling out biscoff. Me hearing biscotti and going yeah that's a cookie. Hey idiot, two things can be cookies. Part of it was on tilt, part of it was a late night match, no excuses though. 

You want me to say I fucked up? I fucked up. Write it. 

A little peek into my mind here. I was ready to go with John Rich's answer blindly. He seemed confident. Feits says biscotti and that triggered the word in my mind. Oh yeah biscotti cookie. I then thought John Rich was just not saying biscotti correct. Then for the double dip I wanted to save it for the last round while doing the quick math wrong that if Yak got both round 11 questions they sealed it. So hand up, I lost that point and round for us. Sent a text to the John's right after the game too. 

But you see, this is the beauty of The Dozen and more importantly the Family on The Dozen. We are on the short list for chaotic teams because you have Feits who knows a thing or two about a thing or two. You have John Rich randomly disappearing (literally) during the match. You have my dumb brain. That's how we have a tie this year. That's how we beat Ziti. That's how we choked against Yak. So shoot John Rich a vote for the team. 

But the main point? Biscoff cookies are trash. Get them off planes. Give me something that's actually good. Throw a couple Vienna Fingers, Oreos, Nutter Butters. Thing of that nature instead of fucking Biscoff. I'll never eat one again because of this match. 

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