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Lighten the Fuck Up! Michael Told His Parents He Was Marrying the Most Beautiful Girl in Town...

One Sunday morning, Michael burst into the kitchen and announced, "Mom! Dad! I have great news! I'm getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives two blocks away, and her name is Vanessa." After breakfast, Michael's dad took him aside, "Son, we need to talk privately… I love your mot

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Lighten the Fuck Up! Michael Told His Parents He Was Marrying the Most Beautiful Girl in Town...

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